Sometimes you miss the bloody boat when it comes to topical T-Shirts. I saw a really cheap, nasty version of this idea in a Bondi shop yesterday, and I felt like crying. Mine is way cooler & so much better designed. Maybe I’ll take a photo of their shit effort & post it for you all to see - they might have got their one up first, but it’s fucking bad design, and they should be publically fucked for fucking with such a fucking good idea. Fuck! I saud “fuck” again. Sorry.
I WISH I’D GOT THIS OUT A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO…
3rd March 2009
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GOATBOY SALUTES KENYON BAJUS
28th September 2008
This great piece of poster design is by Kenyon Bajus, and is available at kenyonb.com
You can also buy the “VOMIT” logo as a T-Shirt. Respect Kenyon!
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GOATBOY’S THEORIES ON HIGH SCHOOL MASSACRES
25th September 2008
Hmm… seeing as though 2 out of 4 high school massacres were done by boys wearing ironic T-shirts… there’s a 50% chance that wearing Goatboy will lead to bloodshed. Actually, the probability could be even higher - as Cho-Seun-Hui could be wearing an “Lara Croft will kick your ass” T-Shirt under his girly vest. One things for sure - the photography skills of the gunmen are improving over time, as despite looking like he’s missing a chromosome or two, Matti of Finland shoots a mean self portrait. (if you’ll forgive the pun.) Guns don’t kill people - chromosomally-deficient-retard-pencil-dick-knobjockeys (with guns) kill people. Irony will set you free ![]()
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GOATBOY STARTS A NEW SPORT - “ROADKILL TAGGING”
22nd September 2008
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GOATBOY’S FACTORY
22nd September 2008
No it’s not NIKE - it’s Goatboy. In our dreams we see our “best practice world leading” factory staffed with 8 year old Indian children working their fingers to the bone in our great fabric looms, churning out millions of Goatboy Classic Designs. It gives us a nice warm sweaty feeling inside. Irony will set you free ![]()
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GOATBOY CHALLENGES YOU TO PICK THE STRANGEST ONE.
18th September 2008
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GOATBOY DOESN’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ART, BUT HE KNOWS WHAT HE LIKES.
10th September 2008
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ANOTHER WARNING
8th September 2008
The man was definitely a legend amongst men, but not even John Holmes could survive an encounter with our intrepid Attack Goat. Please don’t try this at home kiddies, as blood loss is a terrible way to go. And if John couldn’t survive intact - you’ve got buckleys mate. Please remember that drugs make people do strange things, and that irony will set you free ![]()
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