Hey why not?

No it’s not NIKE - it’s Goatboy. In our dreams we see our “best practice world leading” factory staffed with 8 year old Indian children working their fingers to the bone in our great fabric looms, churning out millions of Goatboy Classic Designs.  It gives us a nice warm sweaty feeling inside. Irony will set you free

Tim Shaw, sculptor. What an incredible, iconic, powerful piece of art.

It seems that no-one’s safe from Attack Goat.

The man was definitely a legend amongst men, but not even John Holmes could survive an encounter with our intrepid Attack Goat. Please don’t try this at home kiddies, as blood loss is a terrible way to go. And if John couldn’t survive intact - you’ve got buckleys mate. Please remember that drugs make people do strange things, and that irony will set you free

So just in case anyone who can’t spell is pondering some more semi-literate abuse, think again.

The Attack Goat is ruthless and shall use irony as a weapon of mass destruction.

Goatboy has received a few polite threats recently. We stand accused of having an anti Muslim bias. So rather obey their demands to remove the “offensive” posts (on the threat of “war” being declared on Goatboy) we thought we’d refute the accusation of having an anti Muslim bias. By posting this.

This work of art has offended Papa Benedict, who has demanded that it be removed from display at an Italian Gallery. Goatboy thinks he should worry more about the behavior of his priests. So there it is - Goatboy doesn’t discriminate against the various brands of God. Whichever one you buy - be it Jesus, Allah or L Ron Hubbard, we’ll have a satirical giggle at you all. So please stop taking it all so seriously & making nasty threats against a brand of t-shirts!

Well it had to happen. Strip off the veil covering those Gulf Goat Beauties & all hell breaks loose. Like beauty pageants everywhere I guess.

A goat only a mother could love. They’re called “Damascene” goats, which must be a derivative of “Dam have you seen dem ugly goats”. The winning goat, named Qahr, is owned by Muhammad Hawas of Saudi Arabia. He looks suitably proud - as you would really. Goatboy salutes Qahr!