Hmm… seeing as though 2 out of 4 high school massacres were done by boys wearing ironic T-shirts… there’s a 50% chance that wearing Goatboy will lead to bloodshed. Actually, the probability could be even higher  - as Cho-Seun-Hui could be wearing an “Lara Croft will kick your ass” T-Shirt under his girly vest. One things for sure - the photography skills of the gunmen are improving over time, as despite looking like he’s missing a chromosome or two, Matti of Finland shoots a mean self portrait. (if you’ll forgive the pun.) Guns don’t kill people - chromosomally-deficient-retard-pencil-dick-knobjockeys (with guns) kill people. Irony will set you free

Gemma Lin has Brains - not just because she lives in Bondi, but because she owns & runs Li Zai Restaurant on 80 Campbell Pde (above Mambo). Their Asian Tapas food is as spectacular as the incredible view, and Gemma and her girls will really look after you. Call 02 9130 5166 to book.

We’re extremely proud to present Lukas - one of Hamburg’s finest exhibitionists, who stripped semi naked in the street to don his Goatboy classic straight from the postbox. Goatboy salutes Lukas as a Warrior for Freedom of Ironic Expression. In Lukas’s own words: “Thanks so much for the shirts!  I love them!  And thanks for the stickers and all the gimmicks, even the wrapping paper - all awesome.  I actually got undressed in front of my postbox and put the shirt on (and yes, that box is not in my flat).  You could write that on the blog if you like, i think it certainly emphasizes how cool the shirts are - or what an exhibitionist I am.”

It’s hard to believe, but there actually are some people on this planet who’s appearance is not improved by wearing Goatboy.

Thanks to Robin the Wookee for sharing Billi Bubs with us.

Billi Bubs is a mountain goat from the wild ranges up behind Byron, who lives mainly on grass & dislikes angry people with poor spelling skills.

Goatboy welcomes contributions to ‘Goat of the Week’. Please send in your goats with a short description to: contact@goatboy.com.au

NO HE WOULDN’T - THAT’S COMPLETE RUBBISH. I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF AN EXCUSE TO POST THIS, BUT I DON’T NEED ONE. PLEASE ENJOY YOUR PRIVATE DANCE LESSON FROM THE GREATEST OF THE GREAT.

Ambre is a virtuoso concert pianist. Hear her at myspace.com/ambrehammond

As well as wearing Goatboy, Tristan plays guitar in a band.