Goat Boy http://blog.goatboy.com.au The Place For All Things Goat! Tue, 03 Mar 2009 12:35:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 en I WISH I’D GOT THIS OUT A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO… http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=255 http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=255#comments Tue, 03 Mar 2009 12:35:52 +0000 admin http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=255 jaws-copy.jpg

Sometimes you miss the bloody boat when it comes to topical T-Shirts. I saw a really cheap, nasty version of this idea in a Bondi shop yesterday, and I felt like crying. Mine is way cooler & so much better designed. Maybe I’ll take a photo of their shit effort & post it for you all to see - they might have got their one up first, but it’s fucking bad design, and they should be publically fucked for fucking with such a fucking good idea. Fuck! I saud “fuck” again. Sorry.

]]> http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?feed=rss2&p=255 CAREER ADVICE. http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=251 http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=251#comments Thu, 13 Nov 2008 04:43:05 +0000 admin http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=251 stripperfuck.jpg

]]> http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?feed=rss2&p=251 GOATBOY SALUTES KENYON BAJUS http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=245 http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=245#comments Sun, 28 Sep 2008 01:33:09 +0000 admin http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=245 execution.gif

This great piece of poster design is by Kenyon Bajus, and is available at kenyonb.com

You can also buy the “VOMIT” logo as a T-Shirt. Respect Kenyon!

]]> http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?feed=rss2&p=245 GOATBOY’S THEORIES ON HIGH SCHOOL MASSACRES http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=234 http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=234#comments Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:43:54 +0000 admin http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=234 eric-harris-copy.jpgpekka-eric-auvinen-copy.jpg

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Hmm… seeing as though 2 out of 4 high school massacres were done by boys wearing ironic T-shirts… there’s a 50% chance that wearing Goatboy will lead to bloodshed. Actually, the probability could be even higher  - as Cho-Seun-Hui could be wearing an “Lara Croft will kick your ass” T-Shirt under his girly vest. One things for sure - the photography skills of the gunmen are improving over time, as despite looking like he’s missing a chromosome or two, Matti of Finland shoots a mean self portrait. (if you’ll forgive the pun.) Guns don’t kill people - chromosomally-deficient-retard-pencil-dick-knobjockeys (with guns) kill people. Irony will set you free :)

]]> http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?feed=rss2&p=234 GOATBOY STARTS A NEW SPORT - “ROADKILL TAGGING” http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=231 http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=231#comments Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:32:38 +0000 admin http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=231 ex-wombat.jpg

Hey why not?

]]> http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?feed=rss2&p=231 GOATBOY’S FACTORY http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=229 http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=229#comments Mon, 22 Sep 2008 09:46:42 +0000 admin http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=229 goatboy-corp.jpg

No it’s not NIKE - it’s Goatboy. In our dreams we see our “best practice world leading” factory staffed with 8 year old Indian children working their fingers to the bone in our great fabric looms, churning out millions of Goatboy Classic Designs.  It gives us a nice warm sweaty feeling inside. Irony will set you free :)

]]> http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?feed=rss2&p=229 GOATBOY CHALLENGES YOU TO PICK THE STRANGEST ONE. http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=226 http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=226#comments Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:48:41 +0000 admin http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=226 picture-3.jpg

Eenie…Meanie…Miny….ah fuck it.

]]> http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?feed=rss2&p=226 GOATBOY DOESN’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ART, BUT HE KNOWS WHAT HE LIKES. http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=215 http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=215#comments Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:04:19 +0000 admin http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=215 sculpt.jpg

Tim Shaw, sculptor. What an incredible, iconic, powerful piece of art.

]]> http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?feed=rss2&p=215 ATTACK GOAT IS AT IT AGAIN. http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=208 http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=208#comments Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:38:36 +0000 admin http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=208 muslim-attack-goat.jpg

It seems that no-one’s safe from Attack Goat.

]]> http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?feed=rss2&p=208 ANOTHER WARNING http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=206 http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=206#comments Mon, 08 Sep 2008 11:24:21 +0000 admin http://blog.goatboy.com.au/?p=206 taminggoat-copy.jpg

The man was definitely a legend amongst men, but not even John Holmes could survive an encounter with our intrepid Attack Goat. Please don’t try this at home kiddies, as blood loss is a terrible way to go. And if John couldn’t survive intact - you’ve got buckleys mate. Please remember that drugs make people do strange things, and that irony will set you free :)

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