This great piece of poster design is by Kenyon Bajus, and is available at kenyonb.com

You can also buy the “VOMIT” logo as a T-Shirt. Respect Kenyon!

Hmm… seeing as though 2 out of 4 high school massacres were done by boys wearing ironic T-shirts… there’s a 50% chance that wearing Goatboy will lead to bloodshed. Actually, the probability could be even higher  - as Cho-Seun-Hui could be wearing an “Lara Croft will kick your ass” T-Shirt under his girly vest. One things for sure - the photography skills of the gunmen are improving over time, as despite looking like he’s missing a chromosome or two, Matti of Finland shoots a mean self portrait. (if you’ll forgive the pun.) Guns don’t kill people - chromosomally-deficient-retard-pencil-dick-knobjockeys (with guns) kill people. Irony will set you free

Hey why not?

No it’s not NIKE - it’s Goatboy. In our dreams we see our “best practice world leading” factory staffed with 8 year old Indian children working their fingers to the bone in our great fabric looms, churning out millions of Goatboy Classic Designs.  It gives us a nice warm sweaty feeling inside. Irony will set you free

Eenie…Meanie…Miny….ah fuck it.

Tim Shaw, sculptor. What an incredible, iconic, powerful piece of art.

It seems that no-one’s safe from Attack Goat.

The man was definitely a legend amongst men, but not even John Holmes could survive an encounter with our intrepid Attack Goat. Please don’t try this at home kiddies, as blood loss is a terrible way to go. And if John couldn’t survive intact - you’ve got buckleys mate. Please remember that drugs make people do strange things, and that irony will set you free

So just in case anyone who can’t spell is pondering some more semi-literate abuse, think again.

The Attack Goat is ruthless and shall use irony as a weapon of mass destruction.