So just in case anyone who can’t spell is pondering some more semi-literate abuse, think again.

The Attack Goat is ruthless and shall use irony as a weapon of mass destruction.

Goatboy has received a few polite threats recently. We stand accused of having an anti Muslim bias. So rather obey their demands to remove the “offensive” posts (on the threat of “war” being declared on Goatboy) we thought we’d refute the accusation of having an anti Muslim bias. By posting this.

This work of art has offended Papa Benedict, who has demanded that it be removed from display at an Italian Gallery. Goatboy thinks he should worry more about the behavior of his priests. So there it is - Goatboy doesn’t discriminate against the various brands of God. Whichever one you buy - be it Jesus, Allah or L Ron Hubbard, we’ll have a satirical giggle at you all. So please stop taking it all so seriously & making nasty threats against a brand of t-shirts!

…which is almost a shame, as I was rather enjoying the outlaw nature of it all

I’m pretty annoyed about these new laws that make it against the law to annoy Catholics as they annoy us with their silly festival of superstitious homophobia. I’m also annoyed by the fact the government’s paying 160 million for it. Which makes me pretty damn annoyed. So I may as well post these & be damned.

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Well in the end it was impossible to separate one clear winner - so you can pick any one you want, for free! That’s right - FOR FREE!!!

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But you better hurry…because Pope Benedict is…COMING!

Here’s your World Youth Day design selections:

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And remember - in a world gone mad - a world totally devoid of any separation between Church & State - IRONY WILL SET YOU FREE

Well it had to happen. Strip off the veil covering those Gulf Goat Beauties & all hell breaks loose. Like beauty pageants everywhere I guess.

A goat only a mother could love. They’re called “Damascene” goats, which must be a derivative of “Dam have you seen dem ugly goats”. The winning goat, named Qahr, is owned by Muhammad Hawas of Saudi Arabia. He looks suitably proud - as you would really. Goatboy salutes Qahr!

As the “God-Bothering Juggernaut Taxpayer Funded Festival of Childish Superstition” approaches, more piss-taking gems have been submitted. The “cross yourself” entry comes from Mr A. Nonymous, and the “Touching” design comes courtesy of Monsigneur Gareth of Newcastle. Can’t you just feel the love? Keep ‘em coming!